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Here Today, Gone To Maui

| Anchorage, AK, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Thanks for calling [travel agency].”

Customer: “Yeah…I’m a senior, and a disabled veteran.”

Me: “Okay, thank you for your service, sir. Are you looking to book a plane ticket?”

Customer: “Yeah. I want a ticket to Honolulu. I’m a disabled veteran of the U.S. Army.”

Me: “Okay, and what day would you like to leave?”

Customer: “Well, whenever my Visa arrives.”

Me: “Visa?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “Sir, you are a U.S. Citizen, aren’t you?”

Customer: “Yup.”

Me: “Hawaii is in the United States, sir. You don’t need a passport or visa to get there if you’re a U.S. citizen.”

Customer: “Well, that’s new!”