Here To Serve, Not Serviette

| PA, USA | Bizarre, Crazy Requests

Patron: “Could I get some napkins?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Patron: *sighs* “Napkins! Where are your napkins?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t have any napkins”.

Patron: “What?! Why not?”

Me: “Because we’re a library…”

(Our library does not sell food or have any reason to offer napkins.)