Weird Levels Have Hit Tea Total

Boyfriend: “So, today I made the mistake of dissolving aspirin in my tea…”

Me: “Oh, god.”

Boyfriend: “It TASTED fine, but the aspirin turned into a brown goo, and it floated to the top. And I ended up having to eat it with a spoon.”

Me: “Eww. Why didn’t you just throw it out?”

Boyfriend: *faking exasperated condescension* “But, [My Name], that would have been a waste of tea!”

Me: “Interesting how I’M the weird one by the end of this conversation…”