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    Her Head’s Up Where That Sandwich Is

    | Kirksville, MO, USA |

    Me: “Hi, can I help you today?”

    Customer: “I’d like about a pound of honey maple ham, shaved.”

    Me: “Alrighty.”

    (I start slicing.)

    Customer: “I just want you to know, honey maple ham sliced by your hands is like eating a sandwich made of clouds.”

    Me: “Um, thank you?”