Her Head’s Up Where That Sandwich Is

| Kirksville, MO, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hi, can I help you today?”

Customer: “I’d like about a pound of honey maple ham, shaved.”

Me: “Alrighty.”

(I start slicing.)

Customer: “I just want you to know, honey maple ham sliced by your hands is like eating a sandwich made of clouds.”

Me: “Um, thank you?”