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    Helping The Needy

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    (To make the day more interesting, I am asking the prospective students about their Halloween.)

    Me: “So how was your Halloween? Did you dress up?”

    Student Caller: “I was Spock, of course.”

    Me: “Awesome. Live long and prosper.”

    Student Caller: “The needs of the many…”

    Me: “…are greater than the needs of the few.”

    Student Caller: “Or the one.”

    *long pause*

    Student Caller: “Marry me?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Student Caller: “What, is this moving too fast for you? Okay, how about a date? Coffee? I can be there in 4 hours!”

    Me: “Uhh… I don’t think this is appropriate. If you have any questions, you can call the office of admissions-”

    Student Caller: “Wait! I need to tell my mom I’ve met the future Mrs. Finkler!”