Helping Is Its Own Reward (Card)
Bookstore | Los Angeles, CA, USA
Me: “Hello. Do you have a rewards card?”
Customer: “No. Why would I want a stupid piece of plastic for?”
Me: “Okay. That’ll be–”
Customer: “What? Aren’t you going to lecture me on the benefits of your card?”
Me: “Well, you get coupons and discounts.”
Customer: “I don’t need that! Stop hounding me about your stupid piece of plastic!”






