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Helping Is Its Own Reward (Card)

| Los Angeles, CA, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hello. Do you have a rewards card?”

Customer: “No. Why would I want a stupid piece of plastic for?”

Me: “Okay. That’ll be–”

Customer: “What? Aren’t you going to lecture me on the benefits of your card?”

Me: “Well, you get coupons and discounts.”

Customer: “I don’t need that! Stop hounding me about your stupid piece of plastic!”