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    Hello, This Is Pot Calling Kettle

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    Me: “*** College, how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Hi, I’d like to apply for your college.”

    Me: “Okay, what program?”

    Caller: “I don’t know. Whatever.”

    Me: “Well, we have course descriptions and an application online.”

    Caller: “My computer’s busted. Why is everything online? That’s really inconvenient for me!”

    Me: “Well, we can schedule an appointment for you to come in and talk to one of our admissions people.”

    Caller: “My truck’s busted. What do you want me to do, walk?”

    Me: “Well, I could fax you an application–”

    Caller: “Do I sound like someone who has a fax machine at work? Why are you being so difficult?!” *click*