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    Height Insight

    | Phoenix, AZ, USA | Uncategorized

    (A customer is getting a suit jacket fitted. She is rather short.)

    Me: “Okay, may I have your height?”

    Customer: “Height? What’s that?”

    Me: “How tall are you, ma’am?”

    Customer: “Oh, yes…height. Of course. I think I’m, like, 5’12″?”

    Me: “Okay, so about six foot?”

    Customer: “No, 5’12”. Didn’t I just say that?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am. 5 feet 12 inches would be the same as six foot.”

    Customer: “Well, they’ve changed it since last I checked.”