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    Heaven Sent Deliveries, Moses Speaking

    | Ohio, USA |

    Caller: ¬†”My furniture is scheduled for delivery today and I have a big problem: it’s going to snow!”

    Me: “Okay, we can reschedule you for–”

    Caller: “No, I need it delivered today!”

    Me: “What would you like me to do?”

    Caller: “I want you to make it not snow!”

    Me: “… Excuse me?”

    Caller: “I want you to make it not snow during my delivery!”

    Me: “Ma’am, I can’t control the weather.”

    Caller: “WHY NOT?!”