Me: “Can I help you, sir?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to change my room. I’m on the first floor and my window faces the outside, but I like to walk around naked with the curtains open.”

(I search his face for hint of a joke, but I see none; he seems completely serious.)

Me: “Of course, sir, I can put you on the fifth floor and make sure your window doesn’t face any other rooms.”

Customer: “Thank you, that’d be great!”

(I finish the room change and proceed to help the next customer.)

Me, to the next customer: “Can I help you, sir?”

Next customer: “Sorry, I just had visions of sugarplums dancing in my head…”