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    Healthy Without The Hassle

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    Me: “Would you like any soup or salad?”

    Customer: “Yes, a garden salad please.”

    Me: “All right, would you like any dressing?”

    Customer: “Ranch. Oh, and can you make sure that the garden salad doesn’t have any vegetables?”

    Me: “No vegetables?”

    Customer: “Yes. No vegetables at all. No tomatoes, no lettuce, no carrots, no vegetables!”

    Me: “But ma’am, if you order a no-vegetable garden salad, then all you’ll have is the dressing.”

    Customer: “…garden salads are vegetable salads?”