Me: “Would you like any soup or salad?”

Customer: “Yes, a garden salad please.”

Me: “All right, would you like any dressing?”

Customer: “Ranch. Oh, and can you make sure that the garden salad doesn’t have any vegetables?”

Me: “No vegetables?”

Customer: “Yes. No vegetables at all. No tomatoes, no lettuce, no carrots, no vegetables!”

Me: “But ma’am, if you order a no-vegetable garden salad, then all you’ll have is the dressing.”

Customer: “…garden salads are vegetable salads?”