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    Head Explodes In 5, 4, 3…

    , | Dallas, TX |

    Me: “Thank you for choosing ***, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I would like the patty melt meal.”

    Me: “Okay, would you like the single or double meat?”

    Customer: “I just want it the way it comes.”

    Me: “Well, we have it in a single and a double meat.”

    Customer: “I JUST WANT IT THE WAY IT COMES!”

    (I didn’t want to piss her off anymore, so I just rang up the double meat. She eventually pulls to the first window.)

    Customer: “EXCUSE ME SIR! Why weren’t you listening?”

    Me: “I was, ma’am.”

    Customer: “NO YOU WEREN’T! I HAD TO TELL YOU 3 TIMES!”

    Me: “Ma’am, we have a double meat or a single meat of the burger. You wouldn’t answer my question.”

    Customer: “I JUST WANT IT THE WAY IT COMES!”

    (At this point, I’m just like screw it and I apologized and gave her the change.)

    Me: “Have a good–”"

    Customer: “Oh, and I want that with mayonnaise instead of the sauce you put on it.”

    Me: “……”