He Who Warps The Fabric Of Space
Bookstore | Philadelphia, PA
Customer at a Bookstore in Philadelphia: “I’m looking for the Boston Zagat Restaurant guide, do you have a local interest section that would have it?”
Me: “No. Boston isn’t local. The restaurant guide would be with the rest of the Boston travel books.”
Customer: “Well there aren’t any on the shelf.”
Me: “We must be out of stock. I could order it for you.”
Customer: “No. Well are there any local stores around here that would have it?”
Me: “Boston is not local. Maybe you should wait until you go to Boston and buy it there.”
Customer: “Good idea.”
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