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    He Who Shall Not Be Sprayed

    | South Hill, WA, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “I would like to use my upgrades to spray tan.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we can’t do that anymore, our new system doesn’t allow us to.”

    Customer: “Well, just type in your magic code or something!”

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry. It physically won’t let us do that.”

    Customer: “You don’t have a magic code?”

    Me: “No, sorry.”

    Customer: “But you look like Hermione from that magic movie…”