Me: “Thank you for calling *** Services, how may I help you?”

Customer: “I am an old man who does not understand anything about computers. Something is wrong… can you help me step by step?”

Me: “Yes, I can. First off I need to know somethings about your computer…”

(After about 5 minutes he hands the phone to his son who is a self-proclaimed computer software technician.)

Customer’s son: “Hey, this is ***. I know about computers so you can speak all the Internet jargon you want.”

Me: “Alright. First off, what web browser are you using?”

Customer’s son: “Well I am on Google, so Internet Explorer.”

Me: “… Sir?”

Customer: “Yeah, since I am on Google, I’m obviously using Internet Explorer.”

Me: “Can I speak with your father, sir?”

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