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    He Uses The Google

    | Saskatchewan, Canada |

    Me: “Thank you for calling *** Services, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “I am an old man who does not understand anything about computers. Something is wrong… can you help me step by step?”

    Me: “Yes, I can. First off I need to know somethings about your computer…”

    (After about 5 minutes he hands the phone to his son who is a self-proclaimed computer software technician.)

    Customer’s son: “Hey, this is ***. I know about computers so you can speak all the Internet jargon you want.”

    Me: “Alright. First off, what web browser are you using?”

    Customer’s son: “Well I am on Google, so Internet Explorer.”

    Me: “… Sir?”

    Customer: “Yeah, since I am on Google, I’m obviously using Internet Explorer.”

    Me: “Can I speak with your father, sir?”

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