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    He Scolds Sea Shells By The Seafood Store

    | Portland, ME, USA |

    (A customer walks up to me with a box of popcorn shrimp.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, is this okay for someone with a shell fish allergy? My daughter is highly allergic to shell fish.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but shrimp are shell fish. Maybe you should get popcorn chicken instead?”

    Customer: “But it says it’s popcorn shrimp! That means that the shell is made of popcorn and not an actual shell. In that case, it would no longer be a shell fish and only seafood, right?

    Me: “Sir, shrimp has a shell, so it is a shell fish. The shells are not made out of popcorn.”

    Customer: “LIES!” *storms off, but thankfully leaves the box*