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He Said Water But With No Proof

| St. Louis, MO, USA | Food & Drink

Customer: “Can I have a Cranberry Vodka?”

Me: “Sure.”

(I make the drink by pouring the vodka in first and then adding cranberry juice. Pretty simple.)

Customer: “Why did you put all that water in my drink?”

Me: “Water?”

Customer: “Yeah, the clear liquid you poured in the cup.”

Me: “That’s the vodka.”

Customer: “Oh, this is gonna be a long night…”