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He Jumped The Gun

| Seattle, WA, USA | Criminal/Illegal, Extra Stupid

(A man bursts through the doors in a panic.)

Man: “Did you need me to call the police?”

(I am very confused.)

Me: “What?”

Man: “That must have been terrifying! How much did he take?”

Me: “Sir, I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Slow down.”

Man: “I was walking down the street when I saw a guy walk out of here carrying a gun!”

(I stare at him for several seconds.)

Me: “Sir, have you looked around? Did you see our sign on the way in?”

Man: “No, why?”

Me: “Sir, this is a gun store. He bought it here.”