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    He Jumped The Gun

    | Seattle, WA, USA | Criminal/Illegal, Extra Stupid

    (A man bursts through the doors in a panic.)

    Man: “Did you need me to call the police?”

    (I am very confused.)

    Me: “What?”

    Man: “That must have been terrifying! How much did he take?”

    Me: “Sir, I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Slow down.”

    Man: “I was walking down the street when I saw a guy walk out of here carrying a gun!”

    (I stare at him for several seconds.)

    Me: “Sir, have you looked around? Did you see our sign on the way in?”

    Man: “No, why?”

    Me: “Sir, this is a gun store. He bought it here.”