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    He Is, If You’re A Belieber

    | Surrey, England, UK | Movies & TV

    (I work the concession stand in a movie theater.)

    Me: “Good afternoon! How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Is Justin Bieber working today?”

    Me: *very confused* “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “Is Justin Bieber working here today?”

    Me: “Justin Bieber has a record contract across the pond. Why would he work here?”

    Customer: “Guess not then.”

    (The customer and two friends leave. A couple of hours later, a lanky teenager with hair very much like Bieber’s comes down to the concessions stand.)

    Me: “Sorry, but do your friends call you Justin Bieber?”

    New employee: *exasperated* “Yes, why?”

    Me: “They were here not that long ago, but I didn’t realize they were talking about someone that looks like Justin Bieber.”