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He Has Beef With The Cheese

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Me: “Welcome to [store]; how can I help you?”

Customer: “I want a cheeseburger, with no cheese.”

Me: “Okay, so that’s one hamburger—”

Customer: “NO. I want a CHEESE-burger with no CHEESE.”

Me: “Right. So that’s a hamburger—”

Customer: “NO! God, are you deaf or something? I want a f****** CHEESEBURGER with no f****** CHEESE!”

Me: “…okay, so that’s cheeseburger, no cheese.”

Customer: “Yes! Was that so hard?”