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    He Has Beef With The Cheese, Part 2

    | NV, USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

    Me: “Hi, what can I get for you today?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I’d like a cheeseburger with no cheese, and some fries.”

    Me: “Okay, so you’d like a hamburger combo with fries. That’ll be $7.4—”

    Customer: “No, no, I don’t want a hamburger. I want a cheeseburger with no cheese.”

    Me: “So… a hamburger.”

    Customer: “NO! I don’t want a hamburger. I want a cheeseburger minus cheese!”

    (Note: cheeseburgers, whether I enter in “no cheese” or not, are always a dollar more than hamburgers.)

    Me: “So, you want to pay a dollar extra for a cheeseburger, but you want no cheese?”

    Customer: “YES! Is that so hard?”

    Me: “No, sir. So, a cheeseburger with no cheese, and fries. Your total is $8.54.”

    Customer: *satisfied, hands me a $10* “Much better!”

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