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    | USA |

    (We take calls from all over the USA and Canada from people needing roadside assistance. This particular call was taken by a co-worker.)

    Co-worker: “What is wrong with your vehicle that you need it towed?”

    Customer: “I put it up on a flat.”

    Co-worker: “I’m sorry? You put it up on a flat…?”

    Customer: “Yeah. I put it up on a flat.”

    Co-worker: “What exactly is wrong with it?”

    Customer: “I put it up on a flat! You know, I have a dead battery and 3 flat tires.”

    Co-worker: “Oh, OK. Is that vehicle a two-wheel-drive or a four-wheel-drive?”

    Customer: “It’s a one-wheel drive. I told you I had 3 flat tires! Do you know anything about cars?!”