Keeping Your Girlfriend On Her Toes
Outdoors/Outside | Romantic
| October 20, 2013
(I am walking with my boyfriend. I am complaining because my shoes have given me blisters on both little toes.)
Me: “These shoes are rubbing so much, I think my toes are going to fall off!”
(My boyfriend looks at me for a moment and nods, as if deciding something.)
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “I wouldn’t break up with you if you didn’t have any toes. I mean, it’d be weird. I’d prefer that you did have some, but I wouldn’t break up with you if they did fall off.”
Me: “Well that’s… reassuring?”
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