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    Having A Hussie Fit

    , | Michigan, USA |

    Me: “Here’s your lemonade sir, what can I get you to eat?”

    Customer: “I’ll have a bowl of chili.”

    (I walk to the back of the restaurant get bowl of chili and take it to him. This takes all of one minute.)

    Customer, angrily: “That took far too long. Did you socialize with the other hussies that work here on your way?”

    Me: “No, sir. That’s how long it takes to walk back and get the chili.”

    Customer: “I’m not paying for any of this.”

    (He then gets up to storm out the front door but instead runs into the door that has the “Use Other Door” sign on it. The “hussies” and I didn’t stop laughing for a good 20 minutes.)