Have You Tried Dihydrogen Monoxide
Grocery Store | Right
| September 24, 2011
(I am bagging a lady’s order when she asks me to go find some unflavored enhanced water drink for her–you know, the trendy, minimally flavored waters that come with vitamins.)
Me: “Ma’am, [enhanced water drink] doesn’t come in unflavored. Is there something else I can get you?”
Customer: “Yes, the unflavored one. You know, it has zero calories and no sugar.”
Me: “Is it still carbonated?”
Customer: “No, it’s uncarbonated too!”
Me: “Ma’am, that’s just called water.”
(I end up selling her a 24 pack of spring water.)
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