Have You Tried Dihydrogen Monoxide

| Bradenton, FL, USA | At The Checkout

(I am bagging a lady’s order when she asks me to go find some unflavored enhanced water drink for her–you know, the trendy, minimally flavored waters that come with vitamins.)

Me: “Ma’am, [enhanced water drink] doesn’t come in unflavored. Is there something else I can get you?”

Customer: “Yes, the unflavored one. You know, it has zero calories and no sugar.”

Me: “Is it still carbonated?”

Customer: “No, it’s uncarbonated too!”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just called water.”

(I end up selling her a 24 pack of spring water.)