(I work in a fast food restaurant that opened less than a year ago. Our phone number used to belong to an outpatient X-Ray and ultrasound clinic.)

Me: “Hello, [fast food restaurant].”

Caller: “I’m calling the results of my X-ray.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but this is [restaurant]. We don’t do X-rays here.”

Caller: “I just need my results.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t have them here.”

Caller: “Who are you?!”

Me: “This is [restaurant].”

Caller: “What do you have there?”

Me: “We are a fast food place. We sell mainly hamburgers.”

Caller: “Well, I don’t need that! You sure don’t have my results there?”

Me: “Very sure.”

Caller: “Well, do you know who has them?”

Me: “Your family doctor, maybe?”

Caller: “Do you have their number?”

Me: “…I’m sorry, but no, I don’t.”

Caller: “Well, you’re no help!” *hangs up*