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    Have It X-Ray

    , | Ontario, Canada | Crazy Requests

    (I work in a fast food restaurant that opened less than a year ago. Our phone number used to belong to an outpatient X-Ray and ultrasound clinic.)

    Me: “Hello, [fast food restaurant].”

    Caller: “I’m calling the results of my X-ray.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but this is [restaurant]. We don’t do X-rays here.”

    Caller: “I just need my results.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t have them here.”

    Caller: “Who are you?!”

    Me: “This is [restaurant].”

    Caller: “What do you have there?”

    Me: “We are a fast food place. We sell mainly hamburgers.”

    Caller: “Well, I don’t need that! You sure don’t have my results there?”

    Me: “Very sure.”

    Caller: “Well, do you know who has them?”

    Me: “Your family doctor, maybe?”

    Caller: “Do you have their number?”

    Me: “…I’m sorry, but no, I don’t.”

    Caller: “Well, you’re no help!” *hangs up*