Jurassic Spark Of Life
(My husband is at work and we are texting while he is on break. I am currently 29 weeks pregnant.)
Husband: “Hey cutie.”
Me: “Hi love. Your boy literally just kicked me in the crotch.”
Husband: “Well that’s not good.”
Me: “It wasn’t painful. Just a really weird sensation.”
Husband: “Testing the gate. Searching for weaknesses. Like a raptor.”
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