Customer: “Hey, you know them laptops over there? Do they come with the internet?”

Me: “They are internet capable and also have wi-fi.”

Customer: “So, I buy it and send it to the warehouse and they put the internet on it for me?”

Me: “You just need to select a company and purchase their internet services.”

Customer: “What? Then what the h*** is that Visto thing that comes on it? I need to buy two internets?”

Me: “No. Windows Vista is an operating system.”

Customer: *blank stare*

Me: “Getting the internet is kinda like getting cable television.”

Customer: “Cable?”

(The conversation only went downhill from there.)