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    Hasn’t Quite Nailed The Reason For The Purchase

    | New Zealand |

    Customer: “Hello.”

    Me: “Hello, is there anything you’re after?”

    Customer: “Yes, you know that stuff that’s a bit like nail polish, and you put it on your child’s nails to stop them biting them. Do you stock it?”

    Me: “Yes, actually we do. I brought some for my sister the other day. Her daughter bites her nails. Would you like me to show you where it’s located, or just give you directions?”

    Customer: “Show me.”

    (We walk to the aisle.)

    Me: “Here you go. We have two brands.”

    Customer: “Oh, I’ve tried both of those.”

    Me: “Did either of them work?”

    Customer: “No, my son didn’t like the taste of them.”