Hasn’t Found His Calling Of Duty
(I have this one coworker that I always knew was going to be interesting. On his first day I had to explain to him THREE TIMES how to use a step ladder. One day, as I am getting my things to leave for the day, he strikes up a conversation. His conversational skills are nil and usually result in massive face-palming and slightly less hope for humanity.)
Coworker: “So, did I tell you I’m on a diet?”
Me: “No, you didn’t…”
Coworker: “Yeah, I gotta lose like at least 150 pounds because I decided to enlist in the army.”
(This guy is 6’3” and easily 350 pounds.)
Me: “Really? Are you serious?”
Coworker: “Yeah, it’s time I actually DID something with myself. I bet it’ll really help me out with stuff like responsibility, decision making, and following directions, you know? I need to lose a lot of weight first, though.”
Me: *amazed at both his decision and the sheer normalcy of the conversation* “Oh, wow. Well ,good luck to you! I hope everything goes okay.”
Coworker: “Yeah, I should kick a** at, like, army stuff and blowing stuff up and shooting bad dudes, because I’m pretty good at Call Of Duty. Except when I play online; I get ganked a lot online.”
(Aaaand there it is.)
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