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    | Chicago, IL, USA | Crazy Requests, Uncategorized

    (A customer walks in with 5 magazines under her arm.)

    Customer: “Hi, how much does it cost to laminate one A4 page?”

    Me: “That’ll be $0.10.”

    Customer: “Great and um, about how many pages are in a magazine?”

    Me: “I’d say about 100.”

    Customer: “Great, so 100 multiplied by five is 500 hundred right?”

    Me: “Yes, it is.”

    Customer: “So 500 multiplied by $0.10 would be $50.00 right?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Yeah so can you like, laminate each page in the magazine?”

    Me: “Why would you want to do that?”

    Customer: “So I can read them in the bath.”