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    Has Faith But Lost All Pope

    | New Orleans, LA, USA |

    Customer: “I’m looking for the Holy Bible.”

    Me: “Any particular denomination you’re looking for?”

    Customer: “The one written by Jesus.”

    Me: “Technically, the bible wasn’t written by Jesus.”

    Customer: “No, he wrote one. Everybody knows that.”

    (I decide not to argue and take her to see our bibles. She comes back down later, looking upset.)

    Customer: “None of those say they were written by Jesus. Where are the ones written by Jesus?”

    (I answer in the only way I can think of as helpful.)

    Me: “Maybe you should ask the Vatican City?”

    Customer: “Is that far?”