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    Has Faith But Lost All Pope, Part 2

    | MD, USA |

    Customer: “Do you have any books on drawing people? My son loves to draw. I want to encourage him.”

    Me: “This one is really good for understanding anatomy. It uses examples from classical art.”

    Customer: *very snidely* “I could do without all the nudity. It’s not very Christian.”

    Me: “That’s the Sistine Chapel ceiling, ma’am. It’s where the Pope preaches.”

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