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    Has A Vocation For Location

    | Rochester, NY, USA | Geography, Top

    (I work in a very high end grocery store, with many rich customers. I approach a lost-looking customer.)

    Me: “Can I help you find anything today?”

    Customer: “I doubt it; the last time I shopped here no one could help me find a d*** thing!”

    Me: “Sorry about that, sir. I know where everything is, and I’m sure I can help you if you’d like.”

    Customer: *sarcastic* “Oh really, you know where everything is?”

    Me: “Yes, sir.”

    Customer: “Pickles?”

    Me: “Aisle 16B.”

    Customer: “Note cards.”

    Me: “17.”

    Customer: “Anchovies.”

    Me: “16B again.”

    Customer: “Batteries.”

    Me: “Next to register one.”

    (This rapid fire Q&A goes on for five more minutes. I never mess up.)

    Customer: “Alright smart guy, where are the shores of Tripoli?”

    Me: “Libya.”

    Customer: “Wow, I was just trying to throw you off there. How did you know that off the top of your head?”

    Me: “I told you; I know where everything is.”

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