Delayed Reaction Portrays Attraction

(My husband is walking out the door to go to work. I am teasing him by saying things to him nonchalantly as he is leaving.)

Me: “Have fun at work… drive safe!”

Husband: “Okay, honey, I love you.”

Me: “Kiss me, you fool.”

Husband: “Bye, hun.”

(He walks out the door, locks it and goes to the car. About 30 seconds go by, I’m trying not to crack up, and he comes back to the door.)

Husband: “I heard that.” *he kisses me*