(A man walks up to my register with his wife, they have a few items, one of which is a broom.)

Me: “How are you guys today?”

Husband: “Oh, we’re good.”

(The husband takes the broom and places it on counter, then stares at his wife).

Wife: “What?”

Husband: “Are you sure you’re going to fit on this?”

Also seen on: Not Always Romantic