Hard Times Hit Hard
(I’m stocking soup when a man approaches me.)
Customer: “Where’s your bacon bits?”
Me: *looking up* “Down at the end of this aisle, on the right, at the bottom.”
Customer: “Hold on… aren’t you [My Name]?”
Me: “Yes. Can I help you?”
Customer: “I’m [Customer’s Name]! We went to high school together. Wow, you sure must have had it rough, huh?”
Me: “Sorry?”
Customer: “Well, you know, all this time and you’re just stocking shelves…”
Me: “I’m the owner of this and two other stores. I went to business school for years and invested in the stock market.”
Customer: “Oh! Well, nice to see you again, then…”
(I found out later that he was a janitor.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.