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    Hard Smoker

    | Nanaimo, BC, Canada | Top

    (I am working the till. A teenage boy walks up to the counter.)

    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Customer: “I want [brand] smokes.”

    Me: “Do you have ID?”

    (He gives me a strange look.)

    Customer: “Just get me the f***ing smokes!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but if you-”

    (He leans forwards and cracks his knuckles.)

    Customer: “We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.”

    (I notice my coworker standing behind him. He’s an ex-boxer.)

    Coworker: “Okay, let’s do this the hard way.”

    (The customer turns around, yelps, and runs out the door.)

    Coworker: *smiling* “Aw, I don’t think he likes me.”