October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Hard Smoker

| Nanaimo, BC, Canada | Top

(I am working the till. A teenage boy walks up to the counter.)

Me: “How can I help you?”

Customer: “I want [brand] smokes.”

Me: “Do you have ID?”

(He gives me a strange look.)

Customer: “Just get me the f***ing smokes!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but if you-”

(He leans forwards and cracks his knuckles.)

Customer: “We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.”

(I notice my coworker standing behind him. He’s an ex-boxer.)

Coworker: “Okay, let’s do this the hard way.”

(The customer turns around, yelps, and runs out the door.)

Coworker: *smiling* “Aw, I don’t think he likes me.”