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    | Los Altos, CA, USA |

    Customer: “Hi, do you have any diet soda water?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t think that exists.”

    Customer: “Yeah it does. I’ve bought it here before.”

    Me: “Ma’am, diet soda water is pretty much diet water.”

    Customer: “That’s okay too. Do you have that?”