November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Happy Order-Dependence Day

| Great Neck, NY, USA | Extra Stupid, Holidays

(A patient wants to reschedule their appointment. Since she’s said she’s unavailable at every time I’ve given her, I suggest she let me know when she’s available.)

Patient: “How about July 4th? I could come in at 1:00.”

Me: “Well, we’re closed for the holiday.”

Patient: “What holiday? There’s no holiday then!

(Before I can answer, she figures it out.)

Patient: “Oh…wait. July 4th must be the 4th of July!”

The Fourth Is Not Strong With This One