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    Happily Single Minded

    | Sewell, NJ, USA | Extra Stupid, Transportation

    (While working at the DMV, I overhear the following conversation between a mother and her teenage daughter applying for her driver’s license.)

    Daughter: “My birth certificate asks if I’m single?”

    Mother: *reads birth certificate*

    Daughter: “Why is it asking if I’m single?”

    Mother: “Seriously? Think about it.”

    Daughter: *after pausing for a few moments in deep thought* “Oh, right. I guess there’s arranged marriages.”

    Mother: “… It means you weren’t born a twin.”