The Lightsaber Colors Of Love
Me: “I love you so much, babe.”
Girlfriend: “Oh, yeah? Prove it.”
Me: “Bad lightsabers are red,
Good lightsabers are blue,
If I was the Force,
I’d be with you.”
Girlfriend: “What about green lightsabers? Pretty sure I’ve seen a purple one, too…”
Me: “…”
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