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Half Dumb And Half Stupid

| Nebraska, USA | Food & Drink

Customer: “It’s my birthday tomorrow and I want to have some chicken delivered. I want 50 pieces of chicken, half baked chicken and half fried chicken.”

Me: “Okay, so, you want 25 pieces of baked chicken and 25 pieces of fried chicken?”

Customer: “No, I want half baked and half fried.”

Me: “Well, half of 50 is 25. So, you want 25 baked and 25 fried?”

Customer: “No! I want 12 pieces of baked chicken and the rest fried chicken!”