Jokers, And Ladies, And Beasts, Oh My
(My girlfriend and I notice a pre-release announcement for ‘Lady and the Tramp’. I am a guy.)
Me: “Look, love. That’s us!”
(My girlfriend snickers.)
Me: “Of course, if anyone else calls you ‘Tramp’, I’ll rip their lungs out.”
Girlfriend: “Wait, did you just misquote Batman at me?”
Me: “Hang on, that makes me Lady, doesn’t it?”
Girlfriend: “You said it, not me.”
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