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(Two guys around 15 years old show up.)

Customer #1: “Hey, can I get one ticket to [movie]?”

Me: “Sure. I’ll just need to see a piece of ID please.”

Customer #1: “Oh, dang. I don’t have any ID.”

Me: “Sorry, I’m afraid I can’t sell you a ticket. It is an adult-only movie.”

Customer #1: “Can’t you just let us in anyway?”

Me: “Sorry, not without ID.”

Customer #1: “Well, hey, will this work?” *pulls out student ID card to a local high school*

Me: “It doesn’t have your birthdate on it, so no, it won’t.

Customer #2: “Well, can we pay you to let us in?”

Customer #1: “Yeah, we’ve got money.”

Me: *laughs* “Sorry, no.”

(Ten minutes later, they return with Customer #1 holding his finger above his upper lip.)

Customer #1: “Hey, I’ve got a mustache. Now can I have one to [movie]?”

Me: “No.”

Customer #2: “See, I told you that wouldn’t work!”