Hailing Frequencies Open But Nobody’s Home
Retail | Salt Lake City, UT, USA
(My brother runs a company that sells sci-fi and fantasy memorabilia. A customer came up to the table and started inspecting a replica Star Trek communicator.)
Customer: “So does this actually work?”
Me: “Oh, yes. When you flip it open, it lights up and plays
authentic sound effects.”
Customer: “No, no, I mean, does it actually communicate with the Enterprise?”
Me: *joking* “Well, the ship would be out of range if it wasn’t in orbit.”
Customer: *serious* “Oh, right!”






