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    Had The Key All Along

    | PA, USA | Extra Stupid, Transportation

    (I work as a receptionist at my local dealership answering the phones.)

    Caller: “I need to have my car towed to your dealership. Do you have a service for that, or one that you can recommend?”

    Me: “We do, but it’s expensive. Can you tell me more about the problem so we can try and help you before resorting to that?”

    Caller: “Oh, sure! Well, I think my key remote is dead, so I can’t unlock my car. Because I can’t unlock it, I can’t get anywhere! This is my only car, and I rely on it. I need to get it unlocked as soon as possible.”

    Me: “Ma’am, have you tried putting the key into the keyhole on the door?”

    Caller: “What? Cars still have that? I don’t think mine does, but I’ll go check.”

    (About a minute passes…)

    Caller: “Oh, my God! You’re my hero! It totally worked! Thank you so much!”