Customer: “Hello. I bought this phone from you and I accidentally got some orange juice on it.”

Me: “Okay, well if it didn’t get too much on it, it might be okay. Is it turning on?”

Customer: “No.”

(I take the phone and it has a lot of moisture damage.)

Me: “It looks like there’s quite a lot of juice on this.”

Customer: “Oh that’s not juice. I ran it under the tap to get the juice off!”