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    H2O: The Dampening

    | Cleveland, OH, USA |

    (Per our closing procedures, I have to mop the edges of the aisles every night before we close.)

    Customer: “You know, it’s very wet.”

    Me: “Yes, that is a common characteristic of water.”

    Customer: “Well, isn’t there anything you can do about it?”

    Me: “Well, ma’am, there are caution signs all around the store to tell you it might be slippery.”

    Customer: “But can’t you do something to make the water less wet?”

    Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, we’ve run out of our dry water, and only have the wet kind left.”

    Customer: “Well, you should order more.”