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    H 2 Oh No You Didn’t

    | Arroyo Grande, CA, USA | Movies & TV

    (Two older customers walk up to the concession line and order popcorn.)

    Me: “Hi, can I get any drinks started for you today?”

    Customer: “A water please.”

    Me: “Would you like a complimentary cup or a bottle?”

    Customer: “Can you not f***ing listen? I want a water!”

    Me: “Yes, sir, we have both a free cup of water and a water bottle for purchase. Which would you like?”

    Customer: “Of course I want a f***ing water bottle!”

    Me: “Okay. Would you like a large or small bottle?”

    (The customer looks to his friend like I’m an idiot and goes on about how I cannot listen.)

    Customer: “Can you not hear? I want a f***ing bottle, not a cup!”

    Me: “I understand this, sir, but we have both a large and a small water bottle. What size of water bottle would you like?”

    (The customer looks to his friend and throws up his hands. His friend explains to him that there are two sizes.)

    Customer: “Just get me the large!”

    (I hand him his large water.)

    Customer: “Oh, and one more thing…learn to listen!”